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October 12, 2010, 12:26 am
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So, there is the app for the IPhone called Pimple Popper and at one time it was free for people to try out……….my question is……..WHY IN THE FUCK ARE WE VIRTUALLY POPPING PIMPLES NOW!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD! What happened to good old fashioned pimple popping in real life! Look, I love the feeling of accomplishment when you pop a big one on your face just as much as the next person, but really people!! This is fucking riduculous!!!!! Check out the You Tube video below of all the weird moaning and groaning this girl does everytime you pop one of her disgusting zits with virtual puss coming out and everything!!

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September 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
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If you are in the Los Angeles area in traffic for the next week, make sure you try and catch a show on the freeway called Superclogger. It’s a puppet show on the freeway that you can listen to on the radio. It’s a genius idea, and you can catch scheduled performances posted on laxart.org! Loves it! It’s only going on until September 25th! Check it out!



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July 15, 2010, 11:43 pm
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So, while on my “hiatus” from the real world, I stumbled upon a book by Steve Martin at the library called The Pleasure Of My Company. It’s a novella about a neurotic man looking for love in all the wrong places. He is a lonely dude, living in Santa Monica, with so many OCD issues, he can’t hold down a job. The book takes you into his world that he has created for himself in a very hilarious way. The book is also about love, and the compromises you make in your own life, to love someone. It’s poignant, funny, and heartwarming. Pick it up if you can!



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May 13, 2010, 2:34 am
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Oh my God! Remember when you would really fuck something up in the house and then run for your life because when the parents found out, you were going to get it! Well this website is dedicated to all the things that happen in parenthood. ShitMyKidsRuined.tumbler.com is a hilarious website where you can see all the crazy things that kids do! As it says on the website, “THE STRONGEST VISUAL BIRTH CONTROL ON THE MARKET TODAY.” Ha! I love it!



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April 7, 2010, 12:54 pm
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I want this shoe! Elizabeth and James Mason shoe. It’s definitely bringing out my inner Niki Minaj hip-hop superstar out!



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April 7, 2010, 3:24 am
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For all my single ladies out there, I have found the book for you!  It’s called Sex and the Single Girl, written by Helen Gurley Brown. She was the Editor-in-Chief of Cosmopolitian Magazine in the 1960’s. Her book is a cult classic of a book back in 1962 and is about the enjoyment of being not relationship bound and how to eventually catch a man as a single woman. Below is an excerpt from her book in regards to “Man Bait” and what you should do if you are single and around men. Enjoy!

“Let’s assume you’re in one of the places where the men are. You’re sweet and scrubbed, groomed and coiffed, perfumed and palpitating….but when it comes to making an overt move, you have all the aplomb of Molly Cottontail gazing into the eyes of the bloodhound.

There are perfectly good ways of making it easy for a man to talk to you which he’s probably dying to do but is merely shy. (Isn’t it embarrassing? That men are shy too!)  The thing to do is give him something to start a conversation about.

1. “Wear a lapel pin with a message printed on it. One people see writing on you, they won’t rest until they’ve read it. A loaded charm bracelet is a conversation piece. Any unusual jewelry is a come-on, but it should be beautiful or you’ll look too Ubangi. A huge but delicate cameo is a crowd-pleaser. So are garnets like a grape cluster-if you have garnet money.”

2. “Carry a conversational book at all times-Karl Marx’ Das Kapital or Lady Chatterley’s Lover. It’s a perfectly simple way of saying, ‘I’m open to conversation,’ without having to start one. Apparently girls who read poetry are considered very romantic and approachable.”

3.”When you beach, pool, or lakeside it, have the maddest towel you can lay hands on. Play solitaire on your towel. Someone may come over to make it gin.”

4. “Drive a funny car…though not so funny it won’t run!  Paint your car hot orange…or shocking pink. Ride a bicycle to work. Or a Vespa.  Be the only girl who walks while everybody else rides.”

5. “If you must, though I wouldn’t recommend it, you can bump into a the man who is bringing a sherry flip form the bar to his girl.  She will leave while you are mopping him off, and the least you can do is buy him  a get-aquainted drink!”

Ok ladies, I’m going to put my garnet grape cluster pin on, put my cards for solitaire in my pocket,  pick up a copy of Lady Chatterley’s Lover and hit the singles bar right now! Wish me luck!



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March 24, 2010, 8:01 pm
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I thought this was very funny!!! Courtesy of imgbyalejandro.wordpress.com